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The Moons of Greemfalazaka and Other Pickup Lines (7719 words) by supergreak [AO3]

Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Rambling Wrecks, Torchwood
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Miles Brown/Jack Harkness, Miles Brown/Jack Harkness/Sentient Soil
Characters: Sentient Soil, Miles Brown, Jack Harkness
Additional Tags: Alien Planet, silicon-based life forms, I Don’t Even Know, Public Sex, Public Nudity, Dirty Talk, Lots of Sex
Summary:

Alternatively titled, “SOILFIC” or “The one where Miles and Jack Screw Their way through An Entire Solar System in Three Days Flat”

I APOLOGIZE TO THE UNIVERSE FOR WRITING THIS

I APOLOGIZE THE MOST TO RAV, ‘CAUSE IT TOOK SO STUPIDLY LONG.

(seriously I started this before Christmas what is wrong with me?)